young woody 6:24 Tue Oct 25
Weird things you like doing?
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Apart from the obvious, what weird things do you like doing..
I love reading maps, find my self just casually flicking through maps all the time and when I get to a new town I am in dream land.
You lot?
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Alfie
2:28 Sat Oct 29
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I like engorging and immersing myself into mounds of uncooked breakfast and luncheon meats. Am i alone?
Pushing my face into a net of sausagey meats
Feeling the play of their treaty softness
Sweet Wetness, pliable links
Joining sausage like the clefts between Oiled up tits
Indenting my nose - nuzzling into their fatty embrace.
Slathering bacon around my face
And clavicles, gristle braced
Greased Against the Wafting rind up my nose climbed
And on my clothes and chops
Slicked its uncooked fat
Raw breakfast things,
Worn like garlands,
Bacon buoyancy wings.
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BRANDED
1:23 Sat Oct 29
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Its all gone off.
I like doing shits in inusual places. Freinds persian rugs, baby cots, in the woods or in chocolate parties. 🙊🙉🙈🐵
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Hammer and Pickle
1:17 Sat Oct 29
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He could be obsessed by the contents of Mrs Clinton's virtual past box, chim.
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chim chim cha boo
1:07 Sat Oct 29
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Fucking hell Alfie, I was expecting you to do something a bit weirder than that.
Do the owls get a night off?
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Whitester.
1:06 Sat Oct 29
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I don't know what to do with my left arm alot of the time
So an example is, when I walk I hold it like it's in a sling or I use it as a butterfly net. Either way it's as though it's bit part of me!.
Sometimes I wank wank over old photos of my Mum when she was young.
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Eerie Descent
1:06 Sat Oct 29
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chim chim cha boo 12:43 Sat Oct 29
You are a proper weird, sick cunt.
Fucking Carnation milk?
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Alfie
1:04 Sat Oct 29
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Other times i like to dance to 'come on eileen' by dexys midnight runners, wearing a bag of unlaundered knickers on my head, juddering uncontrollaby up and down like a dalek lost up a cobbled one way system
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Alfie
12:59 Sat Oct 29
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Sometimes, during the very late night times of the day, i like to imagine and pretend i am the reincarnation of Joseph Merrick, aka The Elephant Man.
I enjoy taking on the guise and the poise of Joseph, and then posting about my thoughts, experiences and feelings upon West Ham Online.
Whilst i am infused with the Merricky times i like to dance and move to nightclub music, jerking about rhytmhmically as if i am Cliff Richards or David Essex. I like to put it about in a lordy fashion. I like also to wear a womans bra during these times, filling out the underwire boob area with satsumas or boiled eggs.
This is my confession
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chim chim cha boo
12:43 Sat Oct 29
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Not sure if you could count it as 'weird' really but I like following women around and fantasising I'm married to them. I get to know where they eat their lunch and stuff and I sketch their features and postures then draw her in a wedding dress kissing me but I've got my head and a unicorns body.
Once I know where they live I break into their houses while they are at work, go to the shower and pick out the hair from the plug hole and put it into an old biscuit tin, go through her laundry basket and put a pair of her dirty knickers in there, then bury the tin down by the canal. After about a month I dig it up, go home, boil it up and make soup.
Oh yes, nearly forgot- I like watching Dave reruns of 'Wheeler Dealers' and love Carnation milk in tea!
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Hammer and Pickle
12:17 Sat Oct 29
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I like observing clouds and oddballs.
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defjam
6:48 Fri Oct 28
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REALLY???
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Tomshardware
6:42 Fri Oct 28
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Some real oddballs on here.
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defjam
6:38 Fri Oct 28
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The_Phantom 2:00 - Oh!
*Rips up notebook*
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Nicey
4:41 Fri Oct 28
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Josh I think that is called shirt lifting
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Nicey
4:41 Fri Oct 28
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Billy do you have the ISS spotter app?
I love knowing where it will be and then pointing it out and looking like a genius.
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Josh
4:15 Fri Oct 28
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Nicey 3:24 Fri Oct 28
As a kid I used to go into sport shops and put a WHU shirt in front of all the Spurs and Man Utd shirts.
Then we thought it was a cracking idea to sell them only in house.
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BillyJenningsBoots
4:12 Fri Oct 28
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Me and Mrs Boots like nothing better than sitting on the deck of an evening watching the International Space Station pass over.
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Troy McClure
3:24 Fri Oct 28
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Writing 100 when there's 99 posts before it
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Nicey
3:24 Fri Oct 28
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Going into WH Smith's and moving all copies of 'Big Sam', the Allardyce autobiography into the fiction or true crime sections.
Burning down sheds.
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The_Phantom
2:00 Fri Oct 28
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Blimey Def, I only like looking at them. I dont know their names too.
I aint THAT weird ha ha
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defjam
11:31 Fri Oct 28
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Got thousands of cloud pics Phantom son!
Like seeing rare ones like Kelvin-Helmholtz instability or not quite so rare lenticulars.
Still not seeing a fallstreak hole, not that i can remember so always on the lookout for that.
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